When describing Frozen, Rex Reed of the NY Post said “I was so paralyzed with terror by this movie that I chewed a whole pencil in half watching it.” Unfortunately, even seeing that would have been a more terrifying spectacle than watching Frozen.
Ultimately, Frozen leaves you “Numb” and is as riveting an experience as you would expect from watching three people stuck up a ski lift. Other than that, there is no plot to mention unless you count seeing people die in extremely moronic ways. A scene which then captures the whole mood of this feeble film is the one in which Parker O’Neil (Emma Bell) pees her pants while Joe Lynch (Shawn Ashmore) is asleep.
I must admit I felt as pained watching Frozen as those gormless imbeciles must have been stuck up their chair lift, or anyone else who paid to see it at the cinema, for that matter. This film should have been called “dull and duller.” I have seen many bad movies before in my time but Frozen is definitely dangling up there with the very worst.
Avoid like a blizzard