Frozen (2010) Leaves You Numb

Posted in Reviews by - March 26, 2012
Frozen (2010) Leaves You Numb

When describing Frozen, Rex Reed of the NY Post said “I was so paralyzed with terror by this movie that I chewed a whole pencil in half watching it.” Unfortunately, even seeing that would have been a more terrifying spectacle than watching Frozen.

Ultimately, Frozen leaves you “Numb” and is as riveting an experience as you would expect from watching three people stuck up a ski lift. Other than that, there is no plot to mention unless you count seeing people die in extremely moronic ways. A scene which then captures the whole mood of this feeble film is the one in which Parker O’Neil (Emma Bell) pees her pants while Joe Lynch (Shawn Ashmore) is asleep.

I must admit I felt as pained watching Frozen as those gormless imbeciles must have been stuck up their chair lift, or anyone else who paid to see it at the cinema, for that matter. This film should have been called “dull and duller.”  I have seen many bad movies before in my time but Frozen is definitely dangling up there with the very worst.

VERDICT

Avoid like a blizzard

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This post was written by bill-marlow
Bill Marlow is just some crazy dude whose mad about movies and started reviewing films after witnessing one too many atrocities at the cinema. He is also very fond of talking about himself in the third person.

14 Comments

  • Trevor

    I agree..to me Frozen was one frigid, frustrating film… not a recommend

    • Kelapa

      Not a great movie, I agree. All the same, I don’t think I could get on a ski lift with my friends again without laughing about what would happen if it stopped suddenly.

    • armado

      Frozen provides a bunch of cheap thrills for audiences who eat up this kind of gratuitous crap. I hated this movie.

  • Joan A. Martin

    Spot on… I saw the 6.3 rating on IMDB and figured it was worth a look. To my surprise, this was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Should have read your review first and saved my time.

  • Caitlyn Plowman

    Great post, I admire the writing style :) I agree, Frozen was so bad I couldn’t wait for them all to freeze their tiny nuts off..cool site.

    • Nicole

      Did anybody like this movie. Survival tale about 3 skiers stuck up a ski lift might have been ok. Shame they all turned out to be a bunch of boneheads, though.

    • dtskvwskpyn

      93 minutes of my life I won’t get back. Truly one of the most godawful movies ever. Utter dross!!

    • Loopylou

      The truth just shines through your post

  • Henrietta C. Patten

    These are impressive articles. Keep up the sunny handiwork.

    • Mohd

      Left me cold…the characters all made repeatedly painfully stupid decisions to drag the movie out. Just awful.

    • xavier

      After 10 minutes of Frozen I was contemplating turning it off. If only I had I could have spared myself 93 minutes of excruciating boredom. Arrghh.

  • Quiteria Guardado Baeza

    This was literally one of the worst movies I have seen in my life. Frozen was unbelievable, stupid and flat out poor. Don’t waste your time on crap like this; I did, and now feel soiled and tainted.

  • Galluh

    This film made $3,151,086 at the box office. Says it all, really.

  • nightwig

    Biggest waste of time ever.

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